I'm Jake the magical pup!
Your speghetti arms won't let you do a pull-up!
Your idiotic games make children bored.
Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs?
Why not just use a sword?
My wind waker is so strong
I've done things with Lady that may be thought of as wrong!
I'll shove my ocarina up your sorry green ass.
Your just a knock-off of a boss named Legolas!
- Jake is the first rapper with a hard costume to pull off.