| Banjo | |
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| Bear | |
 Upon whom the rapper is based | |
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Appearances |
Epic Game Battles of the 4 Dragons and Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation 8 |
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Vs |
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Origin |
Banjo-Kazooie |
| “ | After all, we may have Nuts & Bolts, but at least we didn't have 06!
— Banjo the Bear
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Banjo the Bear battled Sonic and Tails alongside Kazooie. He was in Epic Game Battles of the 4 Dragons 1, Epic Rap Battles of Four4 12, and Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation 8.
Information on the Rapper[]
Banjo is a bear inhabiting Spiral Mountain. He made his video game debut in the racing game Diddy Kong Racing a few months before the release of Banjo-Kazooie. In the former, he receives a phone call from his friend Diddy Kong to help him fight the evil wizard Wizpig. He used to be content with his quiet and peaceful way of life but his sister Tooty and best friend Kazooie convince him to go on an adventure. The day said adventure is set to start; however, his little sister is kidnapped by Gruntilda for her beauty and Banjo is forced to save her by entering Gruntilda's lair and collect jiggys to reach the top of the tower. With the help of his friend Kazooie he is able to complete the worlds within the castle and save his sister and throw Gruntilda from the top of the tower, burying her under a large rock.
Lyrics[]
Verse 1: (EGBot4D)[]
Oh Look, Here comes those rejected Disney Creatures,
How do you two critters like this upcoming special feature?
N64 beat your Stupid Sega Saturn by 23.43 in the millions,
I kill you two, Knuckles, Shadow and other friends of billions,
You two been neutered because you beasts have no balls,
In Sale, you lost against a plumber who can be big and small!
You two admit your love; should go to a gay bar and suck dicks,
After all, we may have Nuts & Bolts, but at least we didn't have 06!
Verse 1: (ERBoP) (With Kazooie)[]
Banjo:
We'll kick you guys so hard, you'll just be Shadows!
Kazooie:
The time's right, Banjo, let's beat these teenage assholes!
Banjo:
We don't need jiggys to figure out your easy puzzle of rhymes,
Kazooie:
We've had the best games since before 1999!
Banjo:
You're both as ugly as Gruntilda, and just like her, you always fail.
Kazooie:
We'll rip the spikes out of your head! And cut off both of your tails!
Banjo:
Speed of sound? Are you sure? I'm not hearing any boom!
Kazooie:
Time's up now,
Both:
Time to meet your doom!
Verse 2:[]
Banjo:
Ah, you see, you guys speak lies,
Kazooie:
And the blue one's hands aren't even bigger than his eyes!
Banjo:
We're praised on the N64, all the way through the Xbox!
I got the hedgehog,
Kazooie:
I'll get the fox!
Banjo:
Quick, before these dolts molt, kill them with our Nuts & Bolts,
Both:
Give them a jolt of what it feels like to be told!